Whether you are a teacher yourself, have one as a friend, or there’s one in your family, you need to read PeachyTeachy and watch the vid. As a former teach, I wish I could go back in time, do what he did, and walk away. Oh, the satisfaction. It would be SO worth getting escorted off campus by security.
I’m trying to figure out how to make sense of Google’s Hot Searches in the United States. What’s the big picture here? What does it all mean? What am I not learning? Why are we here? Here, as opposed to there. Google has its finger on the pulse of the universe, but I’m just not getting it. Tell me what YOU think. All this randomness is taxing my brain.
Lindsay Lohan, 100,000+ searches. Can’t we all agree that we’re glad she’s not our daughter and move on? THIS GIRL NEEDS HELP. Haven’t we watched too many young people die too soon? There is no good end to this one. In my opinion–not that you asked for it–we should put all the same energy we’re obviously devoting to laughing (or crying) at LiLo into paying down our credit card debt with Rolling Jubilee. Seriously, let’s help each other climb out of this financial quicksand.
Thursday Night Football, 100,000+ searches. Whatever.
Palestine, 50,000+ searches. OK, I guess there’s half the interest in global affairs as there is in whether Lindsay Lohan and her bloated, distorted face goes to jail again.
Powerball Winner, 1,000,000+ searches. We all wanted to know who it was and direct hate his way because our dreams were smashed into one million little pieces.
I’m not interested in people who Google “lunar eclipse” so I’m gonna skip that one and move on to Jessica Simpson with 100,000+ searches. Is she pregnant again? Even I Googled that. I couldn’t help myself. I wanted to see those pix of her at the airport with her fiancé (get married already, would ya? What are you waiting for?) Is that loose shirt hiding a baby bump? What has become of me that I’ve stooped so far below my intellectual potential that I searched the series of photos to see if I could detect a baby bump. I really did.
I don’t know what it all means about the future of our country, but I’d hazard a guess that it means I have way too much free time on my hands. Raise your hand if you know who Honey Boo Boo is. If you do, you’re worse off than I am.
P.S. And that’s the way to incorporate all of the top SEO words in one blog. Thank you, thank you very much.
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