Guurrrlllz, please tell Anne Hathaway to cover her lady parts!

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OOPSY DAISY

I guess my life’s not so bad. I haven’t done an Anne Hathaway or a Brit-ney. Ever. My lady parts haven’t ever been introduced to the world that way. Not yet, anyway. I even had a c-section; no human being has even luged down that tunnel. But who knows what I’ll do to get more blog or Twitter followers!  Seriously, Anne, gurllfriend.  Please wear undies or keep your legs together–or both. Pull-eaze. Have you ever done the “look in the mirror” thing to get in touch with your femaleness? Ick.

Actually, it was a disaster coming and going. I thought Rachael Zoe was her stylist. Was Rach too busy at QVC to care about that important deet? Who put that parachute on her back? It was a Tom Ford gown and he designed the bondage shoes, too. They say he used vegan leather. Are you telling me a poor carrot or a poor eggplant died so Anne could have a pair of shoes?

anne hathaways dress

parachute or backpac

planets alignedSo…you might remember a while back when all the planets were aligned for me and I got the vintage Valentino and that handbag, and I was skipping through my days throwing a little enchanted fairy dust to the right and to the left, la la la. Well, it all came to a crashing halt.

 

That’ll be on tomorrow’s installment of Enchanted Confessions. Stay tuned–

 

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38 thoughts on “Guurrrlllz, please tell Anne Hathaway to cover her lady parts!

    • Hell, I don’t know! You mean it’s not an eggplant or a carrot? Let’s ask Tom Ford? I bet it’s a fancy word for plastic. Great for the carbon footprint and all.

      On Wed, Dec 12, 2012 at 8:26 PM, Enchanted Seashells…Confessions of a Tugbo

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    • ha ha!!!! Egads is right, I was very disappointed in her spectacle to get publicity. I thought she was classier than that. You’re a c-sec too?

      On Wed, Dec 12, 2012 at 10:19 PM, Enchanted Seashells…Confessions of a Tugbo

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      • I had my “c” after 24 hours of later, his big huge head got “stuck”, it was an emergency of sorts. Never had another kid ha ha!

        On Thu, Dec 13, 2012 at 9:20 AM, Enchanted Seashells…Confessions of a Tugbo

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  1. Oh come on! You haven’t lived until thousands of people have looked at your crotch. Of course I’m referring to childbirth, because seriously, it feels like there are THAT many people in the room.

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  2. I think the movie stars who do that kind of “flashing” — when they know full well the media photographers are out there in droves — for some reason WANT us to see all their inner secrets. And then they come up with lame excuses and act like “oh, I hate my life because people look at me and follow me.”
    good grief.

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      • yeah, the movie that launched her featured a teen AH. so she wants us to know she’s all grown up. I personally don’t like looking at any part of her, including her face.

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      • Tell me what you really think! No, I actually agree with you, she’s not one of my favorites, and she is a very self indulged interviewee, very full of herself, which is a turnoff. Thank you for your comments. Good to hear from the other side..

        On Thu, Dec 27, 2012 at 1:04 PM, Enchanted Seashells…Confessions of a Tugbo

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  3. The paparazzi are brutal they crouch down low specifically to get the crotch shots, and Hathaway is even wearing a long dress. However, being aware of this, these ladies need to plan ahead of time. Such as proper placement of the limo driver or whoever is escorting them out of the limo. Men maybe like the cheap thrill of it, but real men like a lady.

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