OOPSY DAISY
I guess my life’s not so bad. I haven’t done an Anne Hathaway or a Brit-ney. Ever. My lady parts haven’t ever been introduced to the world that way. Not yet, anyway. I even had a c-section; no human being has even luged down that tunnel. But who knows what I’ll do to get more blog or Twitter followers! Seriously, Anne, gurllfriend. Please wear undies or keep your legs together–or both. Pull-eaze. Have you ever done the “look in the mirror” thing to get in touch with your femaleness? Ick.
Actually, it was a disaster coming and going. I thought Rachael Zoe was her stylist. Was Rach too busy at QVC to care about that important deet? Who put that parachute on her back? It was a Tom Ford gown and he designed the bondage shoes, too. They say he used vegan leather. Are you telling me a poor carrot or a poor eggplant died so Anne could have a pair of shoes?
parachute or backpac
So…you might remember a while back when all the planets were aligned for me and I got the vintage Valentino and that handbag, and I was skipping through my days throwing a little enchanted fairy dust to the right and to the left, la la la. Well, it all came to a crashing halt.
That’ll be on tomorrow’s installment of Enchanted Confessions. Stay tuned–
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Sorry, this question drove my pithy comment out of my head: What the HELL is vegan leather???
Hell, I don’t know! You mean it’s not an eggplant or a carrot? Let’s ask Tom Ford? I bet it’s a fancy word for plastic. Great for the carbon footprint and all.
On Wed, Dec 12, 2012 at 8:26 PM, Enchanted Seashells…Confessions of a Tugbo
I’m sorry but no one ‘forgets’ their undies when going to a major movie premiere…I wouldn’t even forget my girdle!
Soo true. See, i was right! I’d be in a girdle AND pantyhose to cover the leg cellulite! She KNEW the photogs were there. It was not necessary but it got attention, that’s for sure.
TY! But why show the vi jay jay instead of the hot bod or gown? baffling!
Yeah, how does the designer feel when all anyone talks about is THAT?? Well, that’s a lesson for all of us, somehow, right?
On Sun, Dec 16, 2012 at 1:46 PM, Enchanted Seashells…Confessions of a Tugbo
Crashing halt?! Whatever are you talking about?!
that’s why you have to stay tuned! not catastrophic but the planets shifted a bit…
On Wed, Dec 12, 2012 at 9:00 PM, Enchanted Seashells…Confessions of a Tugbo
Egads! Shudder!What the…?
Let’s just say,I agree with you…(gee, we even have c-sections in common!)
ha ha!!!! Egads is right, I was very disappointed in her spectacle to get publicity. I thought she was classier than that. You’re a c-sec too?
On Wed, Dec 12, 2012 at 10:19 PM, Enchanted Seashells…Confessions of a Tugbo
I had the first c-section after 12 hours of labor…the next one 16 1/2 months later (planned, the c-section, not the son!).I don’t recommend doing that!
I had my “c” after 24 hours of later, his big huge head got “stuck”, it was an emergency of sorts. Never had another kid ha ha!
On Thu, Dec 13, 2012 at 9:20 AM, Enchanted Seashells…Confessions of a Tugbo
Oh come on! You haven’t lived until thousands of people have looked at your crotch. Of course I’m referring to childbirth, because seriously, it feels like there are THAT many people in the room.
I keep thinking of Hathaway as the innocent in Princess Diaries. Hmm a little innocence would go a long way right now! Can hardly wait for the next post and What crashing halt???
Oops, LOL! She usually looks so posh.
WordPress has deactivated mt blog as of last night and I can’t find out why! Grrrrrrrr. Glad you are still here.
Pleeeeease, Ms. British translator, tell me what a “prat” is?
She always looks so elegant, what happened?
I just don’t know! I am thinking that someone convinced her to shake up her image, but I don’t think she needed to do that, do you?
On Thu, Dec 13, 2012 at 6:00 PM, Enchanted Seashells…Confessions of a Tugbo
No, she is gorgeous.
exactly. hopefully this was a lesson to stay true to who she really is.
On Thu, Dec 13, 2012 at 6:05 PM, Enchanted Seashells…Confessions of a Tugbo
You know what I don’t get? How can people forget to put underwear on… Apparently, she forgot!!!!!!
I know, right? At some point there was a conscious decision to what? not wear them? take them off? did she try the outfit with/without? Was there a discussion? geez
On Sun, Dec 16, 2012 at 1:44 PM, Enchanted Seashells…Confessions of a Tugbo
Sheesh… and the scary thought is that it could have been a PR ploy… I dread to think!
What do you think? PR or mistake? I think it was planned, but I’m a cynic.
On Tue, Dec 18, 2012 at 9:43 AM, Enchanted Seashells…Confessions of a Tugbo
I heard someone report it was to eliminate distress over “panty lines,” but if that’s the dress in your article, I’d say that’s not exactly true. Maybe she likes the breeze–and I can understand that.
I can understand going commando to avoid panty lines and airing it all out, but that gown didn’t look like it was all that skintight, especially that “parachute” on the back. Who knows what her motivation was…we all make mistakes sometimes, right?
Right!
I think the movie stars who do that kind of “flashing” — when they know full well the media photographers are out there in droves — for some reason WANT us to see all their inner secrets. And then they come up with lame excuses and act like “oh, I hate my life because people look at me and follow me.”
good grief.
I agree. I think for some reason, AH wants to put an “edgy” image out there instead of the “good girl” persona. I just don’t think any of us needed to see THAT@!
yeah, the movie that launched her featured a teen AH. so she wants us to know she’s all grown up. I personally don’t like looking at any part of her, including her face.
Tell me what you really think! No, I actually agree with you, she’s not one of my favorites, and she is a very self indulged interviewee, very full of herself, which is a turnoff. Thank you for your comments. Good to hear from the other side..
On Thu, Dec 27, 2012 at 1:04 PM, Enchanted Seashells…Confessions of a Tugbo
The paparazzi are brutal they crouch down low specifically to get the crotch shots, and Hathaway is even wearing a long dress. However, being aware of this, these ladies need to plan ahead of time. Such as proper placement of the limo driver or whoever is escorting them out of the limo. Men maybe like the cheap thrill of it, but real men like a lady.
coming from a man, btw
LOL! The capt just looked at the picture and said, “That’s tacky”, so you’re right!
On Thu, Dec 27, 2012 at 5:41 AM, Enchanted Seashells…Confessions of a Tugbo
lol see, I told you
I knew you’d be proven right!
On Thu, Dec 27, 2012 at 5:38 PM, Enchanted Seashells…Confessions of a Tugbo
That’s what my mom used to always tell me! Real men like a lady. Lucky for me, I wear the proper undergarments!
On Thu, Dec 27, 2012 at 5:38 AM, Enchanted Seashells…Confessions of a Tugbo