I’ve been out-beeyotched by a lovely beeyotch herself, Jen of Life on the Sonny Side who may not have done it on purpose, but corrected my incorrect spelling of beeyotch. I bow to her superiority. That’s role model material, people.
I vow to say this all the time, whether in appropriate circumstances or not.
Since my only resolution for 2013 is to release my inner beeyotch, I’ve been on the lookout for inspiration. These are some of my heroines.
Photo from naomicampbell.com
According to TMZ, Naomi Campbell reportedly suffered a torn ligament in her leg when she was mugged on a street in Paris. The supermodel was hailing a cab when she was attacked and robbed by multiple assailants reports the NY Post. It is thought they were after her jewelry. The attack left Campbell in a wheelchair and crutches. The Post says Campbell’s boyfriend, Vladimir Doronin, has upped her security since the incident. When called for comment about the incident, Campbell told the paper, “I am sorry, I do not talk to press, but I am fine.”
Michelle Dockery as Lady Mary
Downton Abbey‘s Lady Mary exemplifies the refined upper class beeyotchiness to which I aspire. Oh, if ONLY I hadn’t been born in the USA! I just know my life journey could have included a dead Turkish ambassador or two.
Look at the beeyotchy way Anna crosses her arms. Guurl ain’t messing around!
And then there’s Anna Wintour, the beeyotchiest beeyotch of all. MEOW! According to Forbes Magazine, the most powerful woman in fashion continues to use her sway in politics. This year the Obama bundler teamed up with actress Sarah Jessica Parker to cohost a $40,000-a-plate dinner with the President, attended by a glittering array of designers and Hollywood icons. Some speculate she’s after an ambassadorship in London, but Wintour says these are just rumors–she’s quite happy in her current job. Vogue, which reaches 11.4 million readers in print and an average 1.2 million monthly visitors online, opened its digital archives in 2011 including articles, photos and ads dating back 120 years. It’s a thorough fashion history book and a new revenue stream–an annual b-to-b subscription price is $3,250. Wintour has edited the magazine since 1988 and is a member of the President’s Committee on the Arts and Humanities.
Related articles
- Naomi Campbell injured in mugging (fashion.telegraph.co.uk)
- Naomi Campbell left in wheelchair after ‘terrifying’ mugging in street (standard.co.uk)
Or you could just stop taking care of your hair, and repeat everything donald trump says.
Instant beeyatch!
That’s a thought, but Trump is such a Chump, I don’t think so! He’s kind of class-less and a horrible dresser, so again, no, but thank you for your suggestion!!!
On Fri, Jan 4, 2013 at 8:05 PM, Enchanted Seashells…Confessions of a Tugbo
haha.. you are too funny EG!!
Thank you kindly!:)
On Sat, Jan 5, 2013 at 6:42 AM, Enchanted Seashells…Confessions of a Tugbo
Love your resolution — mine is to find my bliss–but I could find it while finding my inner b….. too. Why am I not getting you in my email–I have missed you the last few days.
Thanks for finding me! I’ve had that happen too, the blogs I follow just disappear and I have to re-follow for some reason. Bliss and beeyatch both start with “b”. Works for me!
On Sat, Jan 5, 2013 at 1:49 AM, Enchanted Seashells…Confessions of a Tugbo
I always wanted a touch of beeyachtedness (is that a word?)..think I need to start reading up on some of these ladies
Yes, that most certainly IS a word. I think beeyatch is being powerful and not saying yes all the time! along with the other things..:)
On Sat, Jan 5, 2013 at 6:43 AM, Enchanted Seashells…Confessions of a Tugbo
Do it to it Beeeyotch! We all deserve a turn to fly our Big B-Flag! My guess it your 2013 will be one of success and a reclaimed sense of power! I love it!
And I thank you, my sister beeyotch. I was pronouncing and spelling it wrong, Power to the Beeesss!
I would like the looks of Naomi, the breeding of Lady Mary, and the power of Anna! Well a girl can dream!
Now that’s a trifecta! We can all dream, right
On Sat, Jan 5, 2013 at 10:20 AM, Enchanted Seashells…Confessions of a Tugbo
Love your resolution!! I didn’t make any..
Yours is the best I have heard! You really should be writing and making the big bucks! You definitely have the writing gift of humor; I love it
Thank you so much for your support, there are tons of great writers out there (here!)
On Sat, Jan 5, 2013 at 4:29 PM, Enchanted Seashells…Confessions of a Tugbo
I don’t talk to the press either but I will answer all their questions.
i will only have my publicist read a statement. Meow and no questions.
On Sat, Jan 5, 2013 at 6:05 PM, Enchanted Seashells…Confessions of a Tugbo
hope you will be able to follow through your 2013 resolution
I’m trying very hard!
On Sun, Jan 6, 2013 at 8:19 AM, Enchanted Seashells…Confessions of a Tugbo
Love it! Be fierce
Well said my friend!
On Sun, Jan 6, 2013 at 6:29 PM, Enchanted Seashells…Confessions of a Tugbo
My resolutions all sound so earnest and boring compared to yours. Who needs to meditate anyway? And daily exercise is surely over-rated! A little bit of “beyotchiness” might be just what I need
It stirs the blood. I think bliss grows from beeyotchiness, at least for me!
On Sun, Jan 6, 2013 at 10:10 PM, Enchanted Seashells…Confessions of a Tugbo