Orgasmic Clouds of Bliss

clouds4FINALLY, tugboat man returned to a double celebration; the act of coming home (of course), AND his birthday.

Two of his favorite activities are eating and sleeping.

I got him a new barbecue and Angel Boy got him a hammock from REI that we can take wherever we go.

It took him about ninety minutes to put the barbecue together and ninety seconds to set up the hammock.

This was perfect timing.

As you probably know by now, I’m often sent products to sample and review.

I stay in my wheelhouse, trying and recommending products that are vegan, healthy, and cruelty-free.

THIS time I’m speechless or I would be if I ever stopped talking, haha.

There really aren’t enough adjectives to describe the amazingness of these vegan marshmallows.

As vegans, we realized that we’d have to probably survive without things like marshmallows — which isn’t too much of a hardship, considering we don’t really want to eat food that contains the bones of a once living creature.

These marshmallows are joyful clouds of orgasmic joy.

REALLY. For realzies.

Don’t walk — RUN — to the store and buy them.

Whether you’re vegan or not, these are the most DELICIOUS marshmallows EVER.

I can’t wait to make hot chocolate with almond milk and float a few dozen of the minis on top.

chubbybunnyI enlisted tugboat man’s help to create a Chubby Bunny Challenge video of love as we went totes old skool with sticks and simply roasted marshmallows over the fire. Although I had chocolate and graham crackers, we chose to stay pure because on their own, they were so satisfying, we didn’t feel the need to add any other ingredients.

…“Marshmallows should make people happy, not be made with scary ingredients. I’m down with Dandies!!”

Learn more at and @MyDandies


Dandies are the first Non-GMO Project Verified marshmallows on the market. Made with all-natural ingredients and completely free of gelatin, artificial ingredients, and high fructose corn syrup, the products are produced in the company’s dedicated facility, which is free of dairy, eggs, peanuts, and tree-nuts. These fluffy balls of fun are also free of wheat, gluten and corn, 100% vegan, and certified kosher by the Chicago Rabbinical Council. The best part is, Dandies marshmallows are air puffed, which gives them a traditional texture and flavor that is indistinguishable from their conventional counterparts. They melt and taste just like the marshmallows we grew up with! Dandies are available at Whole Foods Market and other natural foods stores across the U.S. Chicago Vegan Foods

(Product for sample and review only; no compensation.)

Do as I say, not as I do

A food police confession…we were out of healthy homemade cookies with DIL and sister wife in town, and captain loves a little sumpin’ sweet, so I broke down and allowed him to have a choice in life bought a package of honey graham crackers at Vons. Lowfat, contains fiber, etc. I gave him two squares and thought that would make him happy. Then I got the idea in my head to make chocolate covered graham crackers. Bad idea. Turned into a major tussle. I had to hide them from both of us, cos we wanted to eat them ALL, but you should REALLY try it. Melt 1/2 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips. Add about 1 tsp. veg oil and stir to combine for a minute or so with a wooden spoon which’ll temper the choc. I covered one side although you could do both. I placed them in the refrigerator for a bit to speed up the hardening of the choc. They’re so freakin’ good. I know it’s crazy to take on the role of food regulator and then create scenarios that cause these kinds of problems. At least I’m totes aware of the dichotomy here. And at least I didn’t go full-on s’mores, mostly ‘cos the marshmallows at Vons contained gelatin which is derived from cows and we’re vegetarians and don’t eat Jello or anything like that. If we had been at Whole Foods and saw vegan marshmallows, I might not have been able to stop myself…