This is one of my most searched for and read posts. I’m re-posting due to Lululemon’s wonderful new marketing campaign targeting female thigh size, and I wrote it just prior to the resignation of the CEO.
***I would like to apply for the probably newly opened position in public relations at Lululemon. I’m sure that I could think of fourteen thousand zillion OTHER ways to get your company some attention.
On another subject, I’m busy baking and cleaning and perfuming and ironing sheets for the imminent arrival of my MASTER CAPTAIN, also known as the most wonderful husband in the world.
ENJOY!
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Listen up, ladies!
Do I hear a WTF? A what-what?
Even in the midst of body conscious Suthern Caly-forn-eye-A, we who aspire to the “forever young” mantra know what yoga pants mean. They mean we don’t have to always think about holding it in, they mean we can EAT, they mean it HIDES imperfections and flaws while we are in pursuit of perfection, they mean we can — for the duration of the wearing of yoga pants –NOT be self-haters or ashamed of our silhouette in the reflection of a shop window.
At least that’s what yoga pants did for me. Until now, that is.
Did you think that all the attention you were getting at the gym or the grocery store or running errands was because your beauty was shining though and the universe was responding to your inner goodness and wit and intelligence?
WELL…maybe that’s true, but it could also have been this. Lululemon is recalling some of their yoga pants because of a teensy weensy transparency “issue”.
Yup, you can see through ’em.
Your (and my own) overpriced and overhyped little Lululelmon logo embellished workout wear lets it all hang out for the world to see.
According to a Lululemon company statement, the recall is due to “the coverage… resulting in a level of sheerness in some of our women’s black Luon bottoms that falls short of our very high standards.”
LOL.
The transparent pants, which resulted in a recall of 17% of product, are the fourth quality-control issue that Lululemon has had this year.
For the outrageous price of a Lululemon product, would it be too much to expect that they’re well-made?
Seventy percent of their clothing is manufactured in third-world countries with factories in China, Taiwan, South Korea, South America, Israel, Indonesia, Thailand and Vietnam.
The Lululemon website explains, “Global economic forces…have shifted manufacturing to more cost-attractive locations and resulted in closures of some domestic factories.”
Good times, y’all!
Instead of using the goddess-given benefits of Spandex to crunch and smash together all my cellulite into one hot tight mass of “muscle”, everything I DON’T want the world to see is OUT THERE. I’ve been OUTED.
Hell, even I don’t want to see that cottage cheese on the back of my legs. Now I have to be stressed out that YOU can see it, too?
And what’s worse? My confession? I don’t wear underpants under my workout gear. I hate panty lines; they just bother me. Now I learn that it’s all on display and I never knew it.
Apparently I’ve been giving it away for free, as my mom would have said. Not only my butt, my cellulite, and my C-section scar, but — oh joy –you can discover whether I’ve had a full Brazilian OR NOT.
i’m ashamed to say that I bought into the hype —which is huge in SoCal — and I’m gonna march myself right on to the Lululemon shop in La Costa at The Forum and hand them back so I can get my $79.00 plus tax put back on my credit card and hippity hop over to Target and buy several new very densely packed yoga/workout pants for about $25.00 each. A much better bargain and my girly parts and cellulite will stay private.
I don’t want to be indelicate, but I discovered that Lulus demonstrate an embarrassing explicitness in the female genitalia area that most would wish to avoid — unless you’re like Miley Cyrus or something.
I read online about several different girls who attempted to return a pair of pants at Lululemon and were forced to wear them and bend over to show that it was sheer to the employee.
That is so crazy. Crazy, crazy, crazy. I think you prolly have a very good picture of what would happen if a salesperson insisted I bend over.
CHICK FIGHT CHICK FIGHT CHICK FIGHT!
Lululemon blames the manufacturere who says in response..”All shipments to Lululemon went through a certification process which Lululemon had approved. All the pants were manufactured according to the requirements set out in the contract with Lululemon,” [Eclat Chief Financial Officer Roger Lo.]
Lululemon CEO Christine Day replaced Lululemon founder Chip Wilson in 2007. Before that, she was an executive at Starbucks. She has been criticized for growing the company too fast with a resulting loss of quality.
I don’t want to put the hate on a woman at the helm of anything, but I think women in positions of ultimate power have a tendency to model themselves after males in similar positions and forget the wonderfulness of our gender.
Don’t try to mimic a male; instead, be the best HUMAN you can be.
Wow, I don’t have any sheer workout pants, but those definitely are! Way more of me to see than anyone would want to, not to mention should see! Have fun with your Capt’n. 🙂 M xox
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I didn’t want to be indelicate, but Lulus are also very explicit in the female genitalia area. I hardly ever wear mineand I am looking forward very much to seeing my hub, thank you!
On Thu, Nov 7, 2013 at 1:43 PM, Enchanted Seashells…Confessions of a Tugbo
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🙂 Sounds like maybe you should wear them to greet him! JK 🙂
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Ha Ha, not when you can see my cellulite through the thin fabric! I’m usually prone to excessive outfits-one time I wore an evening gown – it’s the price he pays for being married to a frustrated princess.
On Fri, Nov 8, 2013 at 7:54 AM, Enchanted Seashells…Confessions of a Tugbo
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One time a friend of mine snuck put the bathroom window, wearing nothing but an overcoat. It was Halloween. You might guess where this is going. Nonetheless, her Prince Charming was surprised!!!
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Ha ha! Hmm, that does give me some ideas, right?
On Fri, Nov 8, 2013 at 11:26 AM, Enchanted Seashells…Confessions of a Tugbo
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🙂
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Oh yeah, when I saw the title, I definitely said WTF. Wow. Just wow. But, YAYNESS on the Captain coming home!
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Whew, yes, yippee for hubby coming home!
On Thu, Nov 7, 2013 at 1:54 PM, Enchanted Seashells…Confessions of a Tugbo
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Weird. I think they are nylon tights that go under your skirt, not over the skirt.
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Well, they certainly don’t feel very good. The material is odd. I’m sorry I wasted that $$.
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Garry and I have often speculated: Do these people not own a mirror? Do they not have a friend or loved one who will tell them “Hey, that may not be the best ‘look’ for you?”
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I think everyone is looking down at their cell and texting or checking FB and no one communicates directly at all anymore. Standing in line waiting for bootcamp class to start at the gym 90% are not interacting with anything other than their phone. It used to be a time for us all to chat. Seriously epidemic, or maybe it’s just a form of schadenfreude.
On Thu, Nov 7, 2013 at 6:57 PM, Enchanted Seashells…Confessions of a Tugbo
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😆 WTF is appropriate here! 😆
Have a great weekend with the Captain.
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Thank you!
On Fri, Nov 8, 2013 at 8:13 AM, Enchanted Seashells…Confessions of a Tugbo
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Awww…this post is how we found you. And can I just say, why spend $79 on see through pants when you can get the same at Target for much less?
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Exactly! I love my Tar-ghay pants, the only thing about them is that they tend to fade after a lot of washings. Sorry to keep reposting old posts but now hub is home and he’s my #1.
On Fri, Nov 8, 2013 at 7:17 PM, Enchanted Seashells…Confessions of a Tugbo
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OMC, this is very annoying….and funny…hehehe. I don’t want to see my Granny in that, better close my eyes then. Pawkiss 🙂
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Oh my NO! That’d be funny. There IS a woman at the gym in her 70s and her workout pants became a little STRESSED out at the seams and finally she got new ones cos no one wanted to be the one to tell her we could see more than she probably wanted us to see! Paw kisses to you, too!
On Sat, Nov 9, 2013 at 12:56 AM, Enchanted Seashells…Confessions of a Tugbo
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Thanks for sharing a very entertaining, intimate post, lol. Lulus are meant to be sheer & sexy, appealing to the 20 something crowd.
http://www.therossshow.com/showthread.php?16520-Lululemon-fashion-disaster!!-Black-yoga-pants-are-quot-too-see-thru-quot
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