As in shopaholic heaven.
As in a daylong shopping frenzy.
On a roll, guys. On a friggin’ roll.
The sun is shining, the sky is blue, the birdies are singing.
Picture me sitting cross-legged on the floor, surrounded by bags and boxes and fresh crackly tissue paper. It’s Christmas in May!
I hope you are as snappy happy as I am that I haven’t lost my touch.
It’s been so long since I spent a solid day doing nothing but shopping — and I’m proud to say that I was firing on all cylinders, whatever THAT means.
I whipped out the plastique so fast there were tendrils of smoke swirling from its little slot in my (Chanel) wallet.
Must haves, every single one.
The only dark spot in an otherwise stellar day was a grave situation with the rack of undergarments at Kohl’s.
Simply put…a 32A bra should not be situated anywhere near a 42G bra on any rack at any store. And stop laughing at me. It was traumatic.
This is merely an observation from someone less — uh — ahem– less endowed.
Ahh, but even THAT couldn’t dampen my spirits!
Today was a great day, my friends, a great day!
It all started with the seashells. Aren’t these enchanted?
Michael’s had a sale. These guys were 50% off! Yippee!
Seashells are the best, right?That’s when I strolled over to Kohl’s in search of a new spoon rest; I didn’t find that, but look what was on sale! (Oh, and I did finally locate a couple of miniature brassieres, thank you very much.)
My super favorite brand of work out shoes — Asics — and half the price that I paid a few months ago at Footlocker, so of course I needed twice the shoes — four shoes for the price of two! Such a deal!
Since I was totes feeling it, I stopped at the Carlsbad Premium Outlets and Cole Haan. These lightweight beauties were hiding in the secret back room clearance area. Did you know that most Cole Haan shoes boast concealed Nike Air technology? These do too, and are soooo comfy. Originally in the $200.00 range, my final price was $69.00 Cha-ching!
- Heritage weave detailing on vamp straps. (LOVE the word “vamp”)
- Jute-wrapped detail at midsole.
- Stacked platform and wedge heel.
Another shopaholic in Cole Haan was wearing the most adorable sandals so of course I asked her where she purchased them after I complimented her excellent taste in footwear and to my surprise and delight, she pointed right around the corner at Nine West. As soon as I completed my purchase at CH, I scurried over to NW. Could you just DIE? These are the mostest totes adorbs; could be my favorite sandal EVER. Can you make out the sparkles? Sigh.
At another store, can’t even remember the name of it ‘cos I was on a M-I-S-S-I-O-N, y’all, I stocked up on discounted Kiehl’s. It was at that point I wished I had someone with me to carry all my bags, or at least another arm or two.
The new Kate Spade store was open and really crowded. I tried on a couple of cute dresses, but nothing spoke to me in a demanding tone of voice, so I left with nothing, but that’s OK, too.
I’m resting up for tomorrows adventure, my favorite Nordstrom Outlet!
I’m Happy, Happy, Happy!